英语笑话大全

“What’s the shape of the earth?”asked the teacher of Johnny.
“地球是什么形状的？”约翰尼的老师问。

A young blonde, on vacation, wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high prices.
一位年轻的金发女郎在度假时想要一双真正的鳄鱼皮鞋，但又不愿意支付高价。

Dentist: Try to relax—I’ll pull your aching tooth in five minutes.
牙医：尽量放松——五分钟后我会拔掉你疼痛的牙齿。

Stepping out of the shower one morning, a beautiful young woman wraps herself in towel and tells her husband it’s his turn to use the shower.
一天早上，一位美丽的年轻女子从淋浴间出来，用毛巾裹住自己，告诉丈夫现在轮到他洗澡了。

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped and returned to the gate.
飞机沿着停机坪滑行，突然停下来，返回登机口。

Two police officers found three hand grenades in the street and decided to take them to the police station.
两名警察在街上发现了三枚手榴弹，决定将其带到警察局。

一位女士致电我所在的小型包裹承运公司，询问从新泽西州到加利福尼亚州的隔夜快递服务。

During high school, my friend Sue was dating her steady boyfriend.
中学期间，我的朋友苏就开始约会男友。

On a beautiful October day, my husband and I were taking a drive through the Georgian mountains.
一个美丽的十月天，我和丈夫驱车穿过乔治亚山。

One night while I was conducting a city-council meeting, my wife
answered the phone.
有一天夜里，我在开市参议会时，我妻子接到了一个电话。

Later we dressed for dinner and went down to the motel restaurant.
随后，我们穿上衣服，下到汽车旅馆的餐厅准备吃饭。

The gentleman insisted on giving me a ten-dollar reward for my honesty.
那位老先生执意要送给我10美元作为对我诚实行为的酬谢。