英语笑话大全

An American touring in the Sahara was dressed in a bathing suit. An Arabian gazed at him in amazement.
一位美国游客正身着泳装在撒哈拉沙漠观光。一个阿拉伯人惊奇地看着他。

Mother: Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?
妈妈：今天放学后你为什么要被留下来，约翰尼？

“她管她的那只狗和她丈夫都叫同一个昵称，肯定会经常造成混乱的。”

什么！又要买一件新衣服？你有没有想过我去哪儿弄钱给你买衣服呢？

“How did you stop your husband staying late at the club?”
“你是怎么阻止你丈夫在俱乐部呆到很晚的？”

Husband (angrily): What! No supper ready? This is the limit! I’m going to a restaurant.
丈夫（生气中）：什么！晚饭还没准备好吗？这是极限了！我要去餐馆吃饭。

“My mother is such an alarmist!” complained the teenager.
“我妈妈真是个危言耸听的人！”这名少年抱怨道。

“That’s what I’ve been doing,”said Billy. “I take the sled doing downhill, and he takes it going up.”
“我一直就是这么做的，”比利说， “我拉雪橇下坡，他拉雪橇上坡。”

Milly: What are you doing?
米莉：你在做什么？

Professor: Name two pronouns, please.
教授：请说出两个代词。

Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?
护士：手术后你感觉怎么样？

Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?
邻居：昨晚我听到你家门前有很大的噪音。 你怎么了？