英语笑话大全

Amazed, the bureaucrat asked, “How did you know?”
当官的一愣，问道：“你是怎么猜到的？”

“Oh, didn’ t you find it, madam?” the girl asked her.
“噢，你没找到厕所吗，夫人？”女孩问她。

Tom and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard.
汤姆和父亲在乡间散步，这时天突然下起了大雨。

A farmer saw an old man he knew planting something on the other side of the river.
一个农民看到他认识的一位老人正在对岸种什么东西。

“You’ll have to take care of the baby today,” a woman told her husband, I’m not feeling well.”
“今天你得照看孩子，”女人对丈夫说，“我今天不舒服。”

“Apple pie. Have a bite?” said the sentry, good-naturedly.
哨兵和气地说：“苹果馅饼，来一口怎么样？”

The man put out his tongue and the doctor looked at it quickly.
那人伸出舌头，医生很快地看了看。

Bobby: Dad, I’m too tired to do my homework.
博比：爸爸，我太累了，不想做功课。

Teacher: I hope didn’t see you looking at someone else’s paper, Jack.
教师：杰克，我希望我刚才没看见你偷看别人的试卷。

Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven’t even touched your tooth yet.
牙医：请你不要再嚎叫了！我还没碰你的牙呢。

“Ask your mother,” came the reply. “She puts everything away.”
“问你妈妈去，”他回答道，“她把东西都收起来了。

Two friends were out hunting and one was always bragging about what a good shot he was.
两个朋友外出打猎，其中一个总是夸耀自己的好枪法。