英语笑话大全

The mother stopped in front of a painting of a nude woman whose face bore a striking resemblance to her daughter’s.
那位母亲在一幅裸女画前停下来，画上的女人和她女儿的相貌非常相似。

A Sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad.
一个主日学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。

Who smiled as she rode on a tiger
笑咪咪骑在虎背上

“What time is it, Bub? They tell me you can tell time by your nose,”said the visitor to the first newsboy they met.
“什么时候了，小家伙？人们说你能用鼻子报时。”来访者对遇到的第一个报童说。

A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her grand-daughter.
一个非常和蔼的老夫人有几句话要对她的孙女说。

Whilst he was away Paddy's young life was cut short by an unfortunate adventure with a motor.
他不在家的时候，帕蒂在一次不幸的车祸中失去了年轻的生命。

The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen.
孩子们玩了个把小时，在四点半的时候，姨妈领着迪克走进了厨房。

One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, “Mommy, what's puberty?”
一天晚上，在准备晚饭的时候，我们十岁的女儿问：“妈妈，什么是青春期？”

"Will you give me a stamp, daddy? I want to write and tell brother Tom."
“爸爸，你能不能给我一张邮票？我要写信告诉汤姆哥哥。”

The three wise men visit Joseph and Mary in the stable to see the newborn son.
三位智者在马厩里拜访约瑟夫和玛丽，来看望他们刚出生的儿子。

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me . . .
当我父母离婚时，本有一场关于我的监护权之争……

A little girl asks her mother, “How did the human race appear?”
小女孩问妈妈：“人类是怎么出现的？”