英语笑话大全

During an exhibit at a museum, a modern artist was explaining his work.
在一家博物馆的一次展览中，一名现代派画家正在解释他的作品。

“What’s the usual tip?” the man growled when a college boy delivered his pizza.
“通常的小费是多少？”一名大学生给他送来比萨饼时，那个人大声吼道。

At an exhibition of the world’s best swordsmen, the third-place fencer took the stage.
在一次世界一流剑手比赛中，第三名击剑手上了擂台。

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident.
一名美国人、一名苏格兰人和一名加拿大人在一次车祸中死了。

A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist.
一名公路巡警拦住一个超速行驶的摩托车手。

A man bought a grandfather clock from an antique shop.
一个男人从一家古玩店买了一只旧挂钟。

“The paper boy is downstairs to collect for last month,” she replied wearily.
“报童在楼下收上个月的费用。”她疲倦地说。

“What kind of position are you seeking?” asked the manager.
“你想要什么样的职位？”经理问道。

Q: What does a mobster buried in cement soon become?
问：一个暴徒被埋在水泥里马上会变成什么？

Salesman: Little boy, is your mother at home?
推销员：小家伙，你妈妈在家吗？

A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read: “Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man.”
一个到墓地拜谒的人看到一块墓碑上写着：“这里躺着的是约翰·凯里，一个律师和一个诚实的人。”

Few people know that George Washington was actually a Texan.
没有几个人知道乔治·华盛顿实际上是得克萨斯州人。