英语笑话大全

我的丈夫正在努力减肥，他有一种在无聊时就想吃甜食的习惯。

当我的来自沙特阿拉伯的一位朋友到佛罗里达州来拜访我们家时，我的父母亲特别热情周到。

On a long car trip, my husband and I were listening to a tape of the popular novel The Bridge of Madison County.
在一次长途汽车旅行中，我和丈夫听着流行小说《廊桥遗梦》的录音磁带。

They’re going to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch the watches before they hit the ground.
他们要从塔顶将他们的手表扔下来，跑下楼梯，尽力在手表落地之前抓住。

Swimsuits have gotten smaller and smaller, so finding a modest one can be a real challenge.
泳衣变得越来越小，所以找到一件体面的泳衣真是一场挑战。

My brother Mike turned to my brother Doug and said, “You should enter!”
哥哥迈克转向弟弟多格说：“你应该参赛！”

One day my friend Steve and I were exploring the beautiful Rocky Mountains.
有一天，我和朋友斯蒂夫到美丽的落基山探险。

I asked her what sort of work she was planning to do in order to afford such a car.
我问她打算做什么工作来买这种车。

Two little boys were looking at an abstract painting in an art shop.
两个小男孩正在一家美术店里看一张抽象画。

A teacher, a petty thief and a lawyer all died and went to Pearly Gates.
一名教师、一个小偷和一名律师都死了，他们一块到了天国门口。

“Why so?” someone asked.
“为何这样分?”有人问道。

“I just don’t understand my parents,” said a downcast college student to a friend.
“我真不明白我的父母亲。”一个灰心丧气的大学生对一位朋友说。