英语笑话大全

Edith and Norbert had a knock-down battle over his inability to earn a better living.
爱蒂丝和诺伯特对他没能力过上更好的生活而发生了激烈争吵。

Irving was boasting to a fellow fisherman about a 20-pound salmon he had caught.
欧文在向一个渔夫吹嘘他捕的一条20 磅的鲑鱼。

“Your daughter has fingers like lightning bolts,” the piano teacher told the student’s mother.
“你的女儿的手指像闪电一样，”钢琴老师对学生的母亲说。

“Well, it is,” replied the waitress. “It’s a blend of yesterday’s and today’s.”
“噢，是调和过的，”女招待回答说，“这是由昨天的咖啡和今天的咖啡调和而成的。”

A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry.
一个年轻人同时和两个女人坠入情网，决定不了究竟娶其中的哪一个。

“Dad, will you help me with my homework?”
“爸爸，你帮我做一下家庭作业好吗？”

A couple had been married for 50 years.
一对夫妇结婚已经50年。

Three mice walked into a pub.
三只老鼠走进了一家酒店。

“What are the advantages? ” inquired the prospective buyer.
“优点是什么？”可能的购房者问道。

Miss Sweet, the local beauty queen, was seated in the front row of the church balcony and suddenly felt dizzy during the service.
当地选美皇后甜甜小姐在教堂阳台的前排就座。仪式期间，她突然感到一阵眩晕。

CEO: My wife made a millionaire out of me.
总裁：妻子使我成了一个百万富翁。

Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.
三个著名的外科医生在吹他们各自的技术是多么多么高明。