英语笑话大全

I asked her what sort of work she was planning to do in order to afford such a car.
我问她打算做什么工作来买这种车。

Two little boys were looking at an abstract painting in an art shop.
两个小男孩正在一家美术店里看一张抽象画。

A teacher, a petty thief and a lawyer all died and went to Pearly Gates.
一名教师、一个小偷和一名律师都死了，他们一块到了天国门口。

“Why so?” someone asked.
“为何这样分?”有人问道。

“I just don’t understand my parents,” said a downcast college student to a friend.
“我真不明白我的父母亲。”一个灰心丧气的大学生对一位朋友说。

A young woman brought her fiance home to meet her parents.
一个年轻女人将未婚夫领到家里见她的父母亲。

Three friends arrive at the Pearly Gates at the same time. As part of their orientation to heaven, St. Peter asks what kind of remarks they would most like to hear from their family and friends at their
funerals.
三个朋友同时到达了天国门，圣彼得问在他们的葬礼上最想听到家人和朋友说什么话。

Burglars broke into a bank and found a lone teller trying to balance his books.
盗贼闯进一家银行，发现孤零零就一名出纳正在那里算账。

“Who do you think you are to touch me in that way?” the woman said angrily.
“你以为你是谁呀这样摸我？”那个女人生气地说。

Sherlock Holmes and Waston were camping in the forest. They had gone to bed and were lying beneath the night sky.
夏洛克·福尔摩斯和华生在森林里野营。他们已经上床睡觉，躺在夜空下。

My daughter enlisted in the army after one year of college.
我女儿上了一年大学后报名参军。

Sheldon: I understand that you have been going to a psychiatrist. Do you think it’s helped you?
谢尔登：我听说你已经去看过精神病医生，你觉得对你有帮助吗？