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“Married!” said a meek voice in the crowd.
“结过婚的！”人群中一个温顺的声音说。

A speaker was giving a speech on the difference between man and woman. He said, “Man is like the thumb, and woman is like the little finger…”
一位演讲者正在做男女有别的演讲。他说：“男人像大拇指，女人像小拇指⋯⋯”

理查德不太聪明，所以好多人都拿他开心。在一个漆黑的夜晚，男孩们让他顺着手电筒的光柱往上爬。