伊索寓言 | The Bear and the Bees
It is wiser to bear a single injury in silence than to provoke a thousand by flying into a rage.
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英语笑话 | 历史会重演，这是真的吗？
我的世界史班里的一个学生问我们的教授：“历史会重演，这是真的吗？”
伊索寓言 | The Bat, the Bramble, and the Seagull
All men are more concerned to recover what they lose than to acquire what they lack.
英语笑话 | 她长得像“春鸡”
那个人自豪地从钱夹里掏出一张他妻子的照片。我母亲称赞说她长得像“春鸡”。
伊索寓言 | The Bat and the Weasels
Set your sails with the wind.
英语笑话 | 不就是1便士嘛
在一家超级商场的付款台前，一名收款员将一个女人买的东西在扫描仪上过了一遍，一个事先设定的声音大声报出了每项价格。
伊索寓言 | The Astrologer
Take care of the little things and the big things will take care of themselves.
英语笑话 | 想到妻子就失去胃口
我的丈夫正在努力减肥，他有一种在无聊时就想吃甜食的习惯。
伊索寓言 | The Ass the Fox and the Lion
Traitors may expect treachery.
英语笑话 | 你母亲也是
当我的来自沙特阿拉伯的一位朋友到佛罗里达州来拜访我们家时，我的父母亲特别热情周到。
伊索寓言 | The Ass in the Lions Skin
A fool may deceive by his dress and appearance, but his words will soon show what he really is.
伊索寓言 | The Ass Carrying the Image
Rude shocks await those who take to themselves the credit that is due to others.
