英语笑话 | 我可不想让一群贼来审判我
The man thought for a moment.“ What are peers?”he asked.
那人想了一会儿,问道:“什么是地位相等的人?”
The man thought for a moment.“ What are peers?”he asked.
那人想了一会儿,问道:“什么是地位相等的人?”
Tonight I can write the saddest lines.
今夜我能写出最哀伤的诗句。
Simon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of“the one that got away.”
西蒙是个顽固不化的渔夫,他常常以夸口“跑掉的那条鱼”有多么多么大而远近闻名。
A shipwrecked sailor is stranded alone on an island. Amazingly, a world-famous supermodel becomes shipwrecked on the same island. The two grow to be friends and, eventually, lovers.
一名遇难的船员被孤零零地搁浅在一座岛上。令他惊喜的是,一位世界著名的超级模特乘坐的船也在同一个岛上遇难。慢慢地,两人成了好朋友,最终成了恋人。
Bill and George were always competing against each other.
比尔和乔治总是谁也不服气谁。
A rancher asked a vet for some advice.
一个牧场主向一名兽医征求建议。
“Pull down your pants,” whispered the pastor.
“拉下裤子,”牧师低声说。
A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race; the Japanese won by a mile.
一家日本公司和一家美国公司进行划船比赛;日本公司以一英里之强获胜。
尽管当时人们对登月努力的成本和价值感到不信任,但这番讲话引起了广泛的共鸣,至今仍被人们铭记。肯尼迪本人于1963年遇刺身亡,登月计划由约翰逊总统与尼克松总统接管。经过不懈努力,终于在1969年7月成功将人类送上了月球。
The mother stopped in front of a painting of a nude woman whose face bore a striking resemblance to her daughter’s.
那位母亲在一幅裸女画前停下来,画上的女人和她女儿的相貌非常相似。
A Sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad.
一个主日学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger
笑咪咪骑在虎背上
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