英语笑话 | 他会参加我的葬礼吗?

A: Mr. Brown died yesterday, are you going to attend his funeral?
甲:布朗先生昨天去世了,你去参加他的葬礼吗?

B: No, of course not!
乙:不去,当然不去!

A: Why not? I thought you were friends.
甲:为什么不去?我还以为你们是好朋友呢。

B: It wouldn’t be fair if I did.
乙:我要是去,那会不公平的。

A: Not fair? What do you mean?
甲:不公平?你这话什么意思?

B: If I attend his funeral, would he be able to attend mine?
乙:我要是参加了他的葬礼,他会参加我的葬礼吗?