A middle-aged couple went to the gallery. The wife, who was nearsighted, stood before a big picture of a woman’s image and cried out, “Dear me, how could a woman be so ugly?”
一对中年夫妇来到画廊前，妻子是个近视眼。她站在一张女人的肖像前，大声喊道：“天呐，天下竟有这样丑的女人！”
“Don’t be so fussy,” said the husband. “It’s not a picture. It’s a mirror!”
“别大惊小怪，”她的丈夫说，“那不是画，是镜子！”
