英语笑话 | 飞走的是只死鸭子

Two friends were out hunting and one was always bragging about what a good shot he was.
两个朋友外出打猎,其中一个总是夸耀自己的好枪法。

About that time a duck flew over. He took aim and fired... the duck flew on unscathed.
正在那时,一只鸭子飞了过去,他瞄准射击⋯⋯鸭子安然无恙地飞走了。

He paused a minute and said, “My friend, you are now witnessing a miracle. There flies a dead duck.”
他停顿了一会儿,说:“我的朋友,你现在目睹了一个奇迹,飞走的是只死鸭子。”