英语笑话 | 看不懂温度计的妻子

One’s wife could not read the thermometer, but she took her husband’s temperature with it and gave a call to the doctor.
某人的妻子看不懂体温计,但她用体温计量了量丈夫的体温,然后给医生打电话。

“Dear Doctor, please come at once. My husband’s temperature is 63.”
“尊敬的医生,请您尽快过来。 我丈夫的体温是63度。”

The doctor replied, “Dear Madam, I can do nothing. Send for the fire brigade.”
医生回答说:“亲爱的女士,我无能为力。 派人去找消防队来。”