英语笑话 | 接近一位非常有魅力的女人

Standing in front of a boutique, I noticed an impatient-looking young man approach a very attractive woman.
站在一家精品店前,我注意到一个看上去不耐烦的年轻人正在接近一位非常有魅力的女人。

“Would you mind talking to me for a few minutes?” he asked her.
“你介意和我聊几分钟吗?” 他问她。

“Why?” she countered suspiciously.
“为什么?”她疑惑地反问。

“My wife has been in this shop for a long time,” the man explained. “But I know she’ll come right out if she sees me talking to you.”
“我妻子在这家店已经呆了很长时间了,”该男子解释道。 “但我知道,如果她看到我和你说话,她就会立刻出来。”

His wife joined him almost immediately.
他的妻子几乎立刻就回到他身边了。