英语笑话 | 她就会成为历史

As I walked into my history class one Monday morning, I suddenly realized that a big assingnment was due.
星期一早上,当我走进历史课时,我突然意识到一个大作业没有做。

I nervously approached the professor and admitted,“ I’m sorry, but I visited my girlfriend this weekend and forgot about the homework.”
我紧张地走向教授并承认:“对不起,这个周末我去看望了我的女朋友,忘记了作业。”

“Mr. Kirsten,” he replied sternly, “What is more important, your history or your girlfriend?”
“克里斯汀先生,”他严厉地回应说,“你的历史和你的女朋友哪个更重要?”

“Professor,” I said, “if I don’t visit my girlfriend, she will be history.”
“教授,”我说,“如果我不去看我的女朋友,她就会成为历史。”