英语笑话 | 床单变蕾丝

Mrs. Thurston stormed into the A1 Laundry and demanded to see the owner.
瑟斯顿夫人冲进A1(一流)洗衣店并要求见店主。

Mr. Fulton appeared from behind a curtain, “I’m the owner,” he said. “Do you have a complaint?”
富尔顿先生从窗帘后面走了出来,“我是主人,”他说,“你有什么要投诉的吗?”

“A complaint?” echoed the customer. “You have the nerve to call yourself an A1 cleaner?”
“投诉?” 顾客反问道, “你还好意思称自己是A1(一流)洗衣店吗?”

She threw something across the counter. “Just take a look at a sample of your work!”
她把东西扔过柜台, “看看你们干的活吧!”

Fulton picked up the object and studied it.
富尔顿拿起这个东西并仔细打量了一番。

“Lady, there’s not a thing wrong wit this lace,” he pronounced.
“女士,这条蕾丝没有任何问题,”他说道。

“Lace?” Mrs. Thurston screamed. “When I brought it in to be cleaned it was a sheet!”
“蕾丝?” 瑟斯顿夫人尖叫起来。 “当我把它拿过来清洗时,它可是一条床单!”