A young blonde, on vacation, wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high prices.
一位年轻的金发女郎在度假时想要一双真正的鳄鱼皮鞋，但又不愿意支付高价。
“I’ll just catch my own alligator,” she told one shopkeeper, “so I can get a pair of shoes for free.”
“我只要逮到鳄鱼就好了，”她告诉一位店主，“这样我就可以免费得到一双鞋子。”
She stomped out of the store and headed for the swamp.
她跺着脚走出商店并向沼泽地走去。
Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the blonde standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in.
后来，当店主开车回家时，他发现金发女郎站在齐腰深的河口里，手里拿着猎枪，一条巨大的鳄鱼正在逼近。
She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes.
她瞄准并一枪打在了这个生物的两眼之间。
The shopkeeper watched in amazement as she struggled to haul the carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligators
were lined up.
店主惊讶地看着她奋力将尸体拖到路堤上，路堤上还排着几条死去的鳄鱼。
“Oh, no!” the blonde shouted in dismay. “This one isn’ t wearing any shoes either!”
“噢，不！” 金发女郎沮丧地喊道。 “这一只也没穿鞋啊！”
