英语笑话 | 以诚相待

My sister, Sharon, and I are close, and that allows us to be honest with each other.
我和妹妹莎伦非常亲密,我们彼此以诚相待。

As I fidgeted in front of the mirror one evening before a date, I
remarked, “I’m fat.”
有一天晚上约会前,我坐在镜子前面局促不安地说:“我胖了。”

“No, you’re not,” she scolded.
“不,你不胖。”她责备说。

“My hair is awful.”
“我的头发真难看。”

“It’s lovely.”
“它很漂亮。”

“I’ve never looked worse,” I whined.
“我从来没有比现在看起来更糟糕过,”我咕哝说。

“Yes, you have,” she replied.
“不,你有过。”她回答说。