英语笑话 | 我要是买了这个,芭比娃娃今年夏天穿什么?

Shopping for a new swimsuit is one of my least favorite activities.
去商店买一件新泳衣是我最不喜欢干的事之一。

Swimsuits have gotten smaller and smaller, so finding a modest one can be a real challenge.
泳衣变得越来越小,所以找到一件体面的泳衣真是一场挑战。

“How about this little one?” she suggested, handing me what appeared to be an empty hanger.
“这件小的怎么样?”她将看起来像空衣架的东西递给我并建议说。

“Where is it?” I asked, straining my eyes to see something.
“衣服在哪里?”我问,同时瞪大眼睛想看到某个东西。

“It’s there— behind the price tag.”
“在那里——在标价牌后面。”

I looked and looked. Finally, I spotted it. It was one of those string bathing suits.
我瞧了半天,终于看到了,那是一件带细线的泳衣。

“If I had wanted dental floss,” I said as I handed it back to her, “I would have gone to the drugstore.”
“如果我要牙线,”说着,我将那件衣服又递给了她,“我会到药店去的。”

“Well, how about this one?” she asked, holding up a tiny hot pink number.
“那这件怎么样?”她问道,将一个鲜粉红色的微小型号递给我。

“That’s a bathing suit?” I said in disbelief. “If I buy that, what will Barbie wear this summer?”
“这是泳衣吗?”我怀疑地说,“我要是买了这个,芭比娃娃今年夏天穿什么?”