A man bought a grandfather clock from an antique shop.
一个男人从一家古玩店买了一只旧挂钟。
In the street he put it over his shoulder, as he did so, knocked over an old lady.
到了街上，他把钟扛在肩上。他这样一来，把一位老太太给撞倒在地。
“Idiot,” she yelled, “Why can’t you wear a wristwatch like the rest of us?”
“白痴，”她大声喊道，“你为什么不像我们一样戴一只手表呢？”
