Three mice walked into a pub.
三只老鼠走进了一家酒店。
The first mouse bragged. “When I see a mousetrap, I set it off, and when the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench-press it 20 times to work up an appetite and then make off with the cheese.”
第一只老鼠吹嘘说：“我看到捕鼠器时，就把它弄开。而当铁栅栏落下时，我就用牙咬住它，上下推举20 次，以此来激发我的食欲，然后带着里面的奶酪溜之大吉。”
The second mouse bragged, “Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I grind it up and add it to my coffee to build up my strength.”
第二只老鼠夸口说：“嗨，我嘛，我看见老鼠药时，就把它嚼成碎末，然后加进我的咖啡里，以此来增加我的力量。”
The third mouse said, “Can’t stay long. I’ve got a date with a cat.”
第三只老鼠说：“我不能在这里呆太长时间，我和一只猫还有个约会呢。
