英语笑话 | 你为什么要嫁给你丈夫?

“Why did you marry your husband?” asked the neighborhood gossip. “You don’t seem to have much in common.”
“你为什么要嫁给你丈夫?”邻居的八卦道,“你们好像没什么共同点。”

“It was the old story of opposites attracting each other,” explained the wife. “I was pregnant and he wasn’t.”
“这是异性相吸的老故事了,”那个妻子解释说,“我怀孕了,而他没有。”