英语笑话 | Historical vs Hysterical

“You know, Mitch, whenever the wife and I get into an argument, she gets historical.”
“你知道,米奇,无论我和妻子何时发生争吵,她都能 historical (历史的)。”

“You mean hysterical, Mel, don’t you?”
“你是说 hysterical (歇斯底里的;情绪狂暴不可抑止的)吧,梅尔?”

“No. I mean historical — she remembers everything I ever did wrong and the exact date and time that it happened.”
“不,说的就是 historical——我做过的每一件错事、准确日期以及几点几分,她都记得一清二楚。”