英语笑话 | 一条会说话的狗

“This guy came by trying to sell me a talking dog for $10,” related the bartender.
“这个人过来想设法把一条会说话的狗10 美元卖给我,”酒吧招待叙述说。

“I said, ‘Get out of here!’ But then the dog said, ‘Please, sir, this man is mean to me; he never takes me for walks, hardly feeds me, coops me up for days…’ I said, ‘Hey, he really can talk. Why are you selling him for only $10?’”
“我说:‘离开这里!’但那条狗说:‘先生,请行行好,这个人对我很卑鄙,他从来没带我去散过步,很少喂我,整天把我拴起来⋯⋯’我说:‘嘿,它还真会说话。你为什么只把他卖10美元呢?’”

“The guy said, ‘I’m sick and tired of all his lies!’”
“那个人说:‘我讨厌他一直说谎!’”