“The thrill is gone from my marriage,” Alan told his friend.
“我的婚姻已经失去了激情。”阿兰对他的朋友唐说。
“Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?” his friend suggested.
“你何不给你的生活加一点情节，搞点婚外恋呢？”唐建议说。
“But what if my wife finds out?”
“可要是妻子发现了怎么办？”
“Heck, there are the 1990s, Alan. Go ahead and tell her about it!”
“嗨，都1990年代了，阿兰。去告诉她不就得了！”
So Alan went home and said, “Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together.”
于是，阿兰就回家说：“亲爱的，我想婚外恋会使我们的关系更加亲密。”
“Forget it,” said his wife, “I’ve tried—it never worked.”
“算了吧，”他的妻子说，“我已经试过了——那根本不管用。”
