英语笑话 | 提高自己的语法

Arriving at a dude ranch, Johnny exclaimed, “ Mom, look at them bow-legged cowboys!”
抵达一个度假农场,约翰尼大声说道:“妈妈,你看他们那些罗圈腿牛仔!”

Appalled at his improper use of language, the mother said, “ Young man, you will go to your room and study Shakespeare to improve your grammar.”
母亲对儿子不得体的语言感到大为惊讶,便说:“年轻人,你要到你的房间里好好学学莎士比亚提高自己的语法。”

The following day Johnny was on his guard as they approached the cowboys. “Mother,” he inquired, “what manner of men are these who wear their pants in parentheses?”
第二天,约翰尼走近那些牛仔时小心翼翼。“母亲,”他问,“这些穿着括号裤的人是人的什么行为?”