英语笑话 | 现在那里有两只臭鼬了

“We have a skunk in the basement, ” shrieked the caller to the police.“ How can we get it out?”
“我们的地下室有一只臭鼬,”打电话者对警察尖声叫道,“我们怎么才能把它弄出来呢?”

“Take some bread crumbs,”said the policeman, “and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open.”
“取些面包屑,”警察说,“然后把地下室留一条小路到后院,再把地下室的门打开。”

Some time later the resident called back. “Did you get rid of it?” asked the policeman.
过了一段时间,那个居民又打来了电话。“你把它弄出来了吗?”警察问道。

“No,” replied the caller. “ Now I have two skunks in there!”
“没有,”打电话者回答说,“现在那里有两只臭鼬了!”