英语笑话 | 伯恩先生做结扎手术

Mr. Burn told his family doctor he wanted a vasectomy.
伯恩先生对他的家庭医生说他要做结扎手术。

“This is quite serious,”said the doctor. “ Have you talked with your wife?”
医生说:“这可是个相当严肃的事儿。你跟妻子说过了吗?”

“Oh, yes,”said Burn. “ She agrees with me.”
“噢,是的,”伯恩先生说,“她同意我的意见。”

“And your children?”
“那你的孩子们呢?”

“ Yes, sir,”said Burn. “ The kids are in favor of it—seventeen to three.”
“他们也同意,先生,”伯恩先生说,“孩子们都赞成——17比3通过。”