英语笑话 | 我要让那女人发疯似地寻找珠宝

Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted.
弗林德斯太太决定让人给她画一张像。

She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.”
她对画家说:“给我画上戴着钻石耳环、钻石项链、玉石手镯和红宝石坠环的像。”

“But you’re not wearing any of those things.”
“可那些东西你一样都没戴呀。”

“I know,” said Mrs Flinders. “ It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he’d remarry right away, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry.”
“我知道,”弗林德斯太太说,“万一我死在丈夫之前,我相信他肯定会马上再婚的,我要让那女人发疯似地寻找珠宝。”