英语笑话 | 我可不想让一群贼来审判我

Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant,“ You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers.”
在审判一桩偷盗案前,法官向被告解释说:“你可以让我审理你的案件,或者你也可以选择与你地位相等的人作你的大陪审团。”

The man thought for a moment.“ What are peers?”he asked.
那人想了一会儿,问道:“什么是地位相等的人?”

“They’re people just like you—your equals.”
“他们就是像你一样的人──与你同等的人。”

“Forget it,” retorted the defendant.“ I don’t want to be tried by a bunch of thieves.”
“算了吧,”被告反驳说,“我可不想让一群贼来审判我。”